The Fall of the Civic

The Honda Civic is undoubtedly one of the most reliable and best selling cars in Honda's long history of making customers happy. Its utility, size, price, and amenities made it nearly unbeatable. More specifically, the Civic SI was indeed one of the best values for the money from 2006 to 2011. It was a nearly 200 hp car that was fun, yet achieved 29mpg freeway, could have 4 doors, and fit a few bikes in it. But I have a problem, and I want to let you in on what it is.

Look at the pictures below and attempt to honestly tell yourself that the Honda Civic interior was completely redesigned as Honda has proudly proclaimed across the car community.

That's right, you can't say it without knowing that you're a filthy liar. The new Civic interior is more disappointing than when one of the Jersey Shore Guidos gets a girl home and it turns out she's not DTF. Yes, that bad. Not only is the interior tweaked, and not redesigned, but it got worse. The materials are cheaper, the cancerous lump above the binnacle has spread towards the passenger side of the car, and the speakers on the a pillars look like puckered buttholes ready to spew. I guess the root of the disappointment is not that the new Civic interior is terrible, it's just that its worse than the last Civic in every way I can think of.